[dogscoff]

Re: Patching problems.
Wierd. I have to admit I've never seen that. Could it be something to do with having Gold and Classic installed on the same machine?

*Dogscoff pulls up outside the Cantina in his new company battle cruiser, Wave Motion Guns still smoking from a fly-past of Swindon. He flips a coin to the tyrannosaurus, who is now employed as a parking valet. Dogscoff silently questions the wisdom of giving such a job to a creature with a brain the size of a chocolate-coated peanut and teeth longer than its arms, but decides to let it go- He's in a good mood.

He struts in with his personal assistants, his wellbeing enforcement advisor and an odd craving for Greek food, all the while desperately hoping someone will notice his new suit: Following the new pimp-chic trend pioneered by Tesco Samoa's avatar, Dogscoff is wearing a highly expensive crushed velvet suit in deep purple, with matching fedora and an ankle-length baby ewok-fur overcoat, all accessorised with a silver-handled pimping cane. It's hungry work quality testing the Tigg-Scoff plc's Narcotics and 'Play' Aids Division, and his personal assistants in particular are looking exhausted from the morning's business.

One of the assistants orders him a stein and a gyros (with an extra portion of that that mint yoghurt stuff, "to take back to the office", the assistant suggests with a smile) and Doris opts for the calimari. Poor Dermott.

[ August 16, 2002, 11:03: Message edited by: dogscoff ]