[Growltigga]

Nothing American about that, unless the americans have taken the term from the greeks.

It is not a Greek term, it is Turkish. What you are referring to as a "gyros" is what a Greek calls a "souvlakia" - so you may have seen it on holiday but only in a horrible touristy resort

Tha su hoso souvlaki me achinos vathia ston kolo su

and as for clothing, you can look like a refugee from Starsky & Hutch if you like, me? I will stick to handmade tailored pinstripe suits. makes the girls go gooey and be putty in my hands... and believe me, I like 'em gooey and puttylike