[Stagger Lee]

We in the land of the ever-young reckon time differently from the rest of the inhabitants of this world. In fact, it does not seem like we have been fighting very long at all. However the great powers see things, we care not if the next brawl is in some miserable, hot, swamp province with no civilization or in an air conditioned facility, with all the comforts of home. Indoor plumbing, beer, food, beer ... yeah, actually we like the idea of beer. Can there be beer? If there's beer, we're in.