...Taz is writing down the Puke incident in the bar log and comes to the section detailing the crimes commited...
Let's see - if Puke kills Himself then the crime is suicide.
But wait, the puke that died is not the same Puke that pulled the trigger! So it is a murder.
No, the Puke that pulled the trigger must have been a later Puke temperally (in time) so he killed his past self and so his future self also is now dead! So it's a murder/suicide.
But wait, if his future self died before he went back in time, then he cannot kill himself! Thus no actual crime could have been done. (Except to the sanity of the bystanders)
Except for the fact that there IS a Puke corpse!!...
...Taz writes in the log that Puke is quilty of *SOMETHING STRANGE*. (A common occurance in this fine establishment)...
BTW even Taz will not lower himself to serving Puke Wings - He has the corpse thrown out to the parking staff to get rid of it.
