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Old August 22nd, 2002, 04:30 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Mac walks past Barry nodding to him,(making sure he does not show his teeth in the process as this would be a challenge to the good old T-Rex), as he goes to his favorite table in the cantina. He opens the Cantina Post and begins to read whats been going on in the cantina of late. He reads MoW's most pathetic mumble jumble of nonsensical unwanted and unwarranted trash, but what can be expected of a cosmic dust mite, calls over the L.H. look a like FBW and has her bring him a phone. He dials a number, says a few words, hangs up the phone, leans back with a smile, and waits.

Short time later, A most hideously Large space tramp freighter arrives and parks in the space-lot next to the cantina, 4 T-Rexs, carrying a large metal container, walk into the cantina after showing their parking pass to Barry, They walk in look around and spy MoW leaning sarcastically against a cornor wall, with the floor shaking, & windows rattling from the thump of their passage, the lst T-Rex walks over to MoW, bends down, opens his large facial cavity and proceeds to swallow while chewing most audacioiusly. He then walks out onto the patio, followed by the other 3 carrying the container. A large rumbling starts coming from the lst T-Rex, who most dilligently raises his left leg in a most dignified manner and proceeds to Break Wind, the other three T-s, immiedatly uncap the metal container and using an attached hose, inhale the the essance into the container. After making sure all of the essance that was dispatched by the lst T is wholly in the container, they lock the lid, walk thru the cantina, leaving a form on the bar, get into their freighter and leave. Taz, looking at the form reads

"The hazardous waste which has been removed from the cantina shall be stored in a Waste dump for the next 1000 yrs until it no longer is considered waste... Charge 1 penny

Mac smiles, tosses a penny to Taz and orders his breakfast while continuing to read the Cantina Post, hmmm how can one ignore someone who is not there.....

just some ideas Mac

[ August 22, 2002, 18:54: Message edited by: mac5732 ]
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