
August 26th, 2002, 11:26 PM
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Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
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Did anybody notice that Ragnarok somehow managed to kick that Bill Gates clone after he got shot by the clone detector?
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Actually I can explain that. After retaking my job at Tigg-Scoff PLC, I took the liberty of having an experimental new leisure device installed at the Cantina for some field testing.
It's a "kick-o-matic stress relief Gates clone." I had to reconfigure the GHB sensors to ignore it (after several satisfying but messy mistakes) but now it works just fine. He's tethered up by the door, so just give him a kick for free on your way in, that's what he's there for.
Anyone who has just experienced a catastrophic windows meltdown and/or re-install can pay 10 minerals for a five-minute beating-the-living-sh1t-out-of-him session.
I predict that this new innovation will double the company's profits inside of a month=-)
[ August 27, 2002, 10:01: Message edited by: dogscoff ]
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