[dogscoff]

Dogscoff, we need more of those B Gates clones. Barry seems to have picked up the habit of EATING THEM. I think that MAC may have lead him to taking up this nasty habit!

*Dogscoff installs a auto-cloner to automatically replace any stress-relief Gates clones which get eaten or otherwise removed from service. He also installs a cute trained monkey to tether each new clone as it spawns and to hold out a paper cup for beating-payments.

He also introduces a small random factor into the auto-cloner's DNA sequencer module, so that every now and again a clone will be spawned which *doesn't* match the anti-clone GHB's non-kill file, and so gets entertainingly densified=-)

BTW, any abuse of the monkey will be severely punished. Trained monkies are damnedly expensive to replace, you know. Taz, I expect you to discipline Barry and make sure he doesn't eat the monkey. Oh, and the monkey is paid in banana daiquiris, but don't let him drink more than 3 a day or he gets all drunk and depressed...

[ August 27, 2002, 10:18: Message edited by: dogscoff ]