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Old August 30th, 2002, 03:12 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
The loo worshippers are a highly evolved form of life...far greater than you or I...possibly greater than the entire cantina combined.

I mean can you blame them for worshipping the loo, since they have proven through equations centuries beyond us that this loo is the exact center of the universe. They wait and conjure god.

We've been using the center of the universe as our septic tank. I'm fearing for my life right now. If they ever manage to get their god to appear from the depths...I'd imagine, he's going to be mighty wrathful.

BTW, they thought it stunk too.
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