[Puke]

feeling the urge, puke heads over to the lavatory for relief, only to come bounding out with a look of shock and horror upon him.

"What dastardly bastardry is this?!" puke demands, as he plunks down a quarter to rent a Prussian helmet and a Flammenwerfer. puke disappears back into the head, followed by the sounds of high pressure fluids being combusted and the short-lived screams of the loo-worshipers.

returning much relieved, yet facing the inquiries of the loo-worshiper-supporters, puke replies: "it was icky in there. and besides, religion isnt a topic of polite discussion in public. or anywhere else."