...Taz, flinching slightly as a nasty piece of somebody else's business goes flying past his head, decides that he will have to do something quick before things get out of hand.
Moving quickly he starts throwing Bill Gates clones into the melee, while signaling the FBW's to release the two cases of trained mongooses stashed behind the bar for emergencys.
The loo worshipers now sufficently distracted, he glances over to the so called 'Sewer God'.
Going into the well known 'pee-pee dance', Taz manages to get the attention of this Diety and enters into hasty negotiations...
... 3 cases of air fresheners, a lifetime supply of squeezable tissue paper, four brand new Flush-O-Matic 3000's (with optional auto-wipe attachment), and a gross of powered loo brushes later; said 'Sewer God' has withdrawn wence he came taking his worshipers with him.
I suggest that until a more permanent solution is reached, the customers use the half-dozen Port-O-Potties being delivered just off the patio area!
