[dogscoff]

you could also ask Dogscoff for some of his more stronger deep sea minions, they may be able to open it up,

*In response to the request, Dogscoff rises from his chair and produces a strange looking implement. He takes it into the toilets (He goes into the ladies to avoid all the mess in the gents) and flushes a few times before placing one end of the item into the water. He turns a handle on the side and it makes a wierd sort of klaxon noise which carries well through the water, all the way through the plumbing and sewerage to the sea.

Dogscoff returns to the bar, buys a beer and waits. After a few minutes, a distant rumbling noise is heard and as it gets closer, the sounds of alarms, sirens and screaming get louder and louder. Several office buildings on the other side of town are pulled down by giant tentacles as Ruraigh (Dermott's big brother) makes his way to the Cantina.

Upon reaching the parking area, Ruraigh picks up Timstone's vehicle like a toy and rips it in half, dropping the front section back in the parking space and hurling the other half some 3 or 4 miles, where it lands with a crunch and a scream.

At this point, the army's specialised "Sea Monster Urban Response Force" (SMURF) turn up to deal with the Ruraigh, who is fulfilling his contractual obligation as a 300 metre long squid to trash the dock areas in true Godzilla fashion every time he comes to town.

The battle rages on on the other side of town and half a SMURF tank smashes through the Cantina's window and lands next to the bar.

Dogscoff returns to his beer, glad to have done someone a favour.

[ September 05, 2002, 11:32: Message edited by: dogscoff ]