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Old September 6th, 2002, 05:09 PM

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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Having viewed the horror of Barry eating a FBW, then Dog's rush to her rescue by slicing open Barry's abdomen and extricating the lovely FBW, Trajan steps forward with a coal shovel and begins to scoop up Barry's intestines.

Shovel-full by shovel-full Trajan manages to get Barry's guts back where they belong. Next, using a pop-rivet gun and some green duct tape, Trajan closes Barrys abdomin back up and re-adjusts his Red parking attendant vest so that nobody notices the recent incision.

Barry thanks Trajan for the help, belches, then runs off to his valet post, whimpering in pain and sadness at having been recently gutted like a fish.

[ September 06, 2002, 16:39: Message edited by: Trajan ]
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