[dogscoff]

*Dogscoff begins making plans for a grand joint-birthday party for Tigg-scoff's two most senior excutives, to be held on the 17th September. Rather than mess around with the cantina, a new venue is being built 'specially for the occasion. The party will feature (among other, yet to be announced attractions):

- 15000 capacity venue, with a fully stocked bar and octopus barman in the centre of each table.
- Kitchens capable of providing exotic foods for everyone. Everything from Tribble fritters to Wookieburgers.
- 50 foot tall rotating statue of a nude Kylie Minogue which lactates champagne.
- On the day the first annual FBW tag wrestling championships will be held, refereed by girls from Madame Ooloo's.
- Giant honey-filled pit for the wrestling.
- Retractable diving board above the pit for the guests of honour.
- Bill Gates clone creative torture competition, with a year's free drinks at the Cantina for the winner.
- VR headsets for those without ringside seats to the FBW wrestling or torture competition.
- Doris the Immasculator will actually be wearing a dress (rather than a kevlar corset). However she's asked me to point out that anyone caught laughing or even looking too closely is likely to go home soprano.
- Sinead the Giant Squid (Cousin to Dermott & Ruraigh) will be tranquilised in a field for use as a bouncy castle/ climbing apparatus to entertain the kiddies.

Everyone's invited - even Barry, so go out now and get your tuxedos dry-cleaned. It's gonna be one hell of a party. Just look for the new thread next Tuesday and say Dogscoff sent you.

[ September 11, 2002, 16:09: Message edited by: dogscoff ]