Dug up this old nugget and thought I'd share for you birthday celebrators (particularly the local randy feline lawyer/owner): (NOTE: language cleaned up out of respect for the delicate ears of the FBWs):
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while boinking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
(For the rest of the signs, and the original coarse language that a gentlemen like myself prefers not to use, go to >>>
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[ September 12, 2002, 21:58: Message edited by: DirectorTsaarx ]