Tigga, why wait for lunch, Trajan just imbib upon some of Tesco's or Puke's sauce mixed with some chili, This would leave a most monumental message with the flowing essance which would permeat his office most wonderously.
(I'd leave it in his favorite chair where all could be astounded as to its degree of demeanor and emotion from the meaningful dedication one such message would impart)
just some ideas mac