[Growltigga]

and remember the LH look a likes are reserved for us more lovable cantina members

hmmm.. I think I need to sack and replace some of the FBW's, especially the ones with a resemblance to Liz Hurley..

You see as proprietor (with Gryphin but he takes responsible for the ahem, massage parlour down the road) of the cantina, I have to ensure that standards are maintained and this is just not what is acceptable standards of conduct in a FBW.

FBWs are NOT meant to be attracted to wrinkles, body odour, gibbering and drooling, colostomy bags, surgical stockings, being cantankerous and miserable, trusses, incontinence, flatulence, self-urination and all the other side-effects of growing old and decrepit like Mac.

In fact the FBW ARE NOT attracted to these attributes so Mac, I am afraid to say you have obviously been overdosing on the geritol again and have been hallucinating.

Apologies to do this to you at your time of life but the public have a right to a reality check

[ September 16, 2002, 17:08: Message edited by: Growltigga ]