[Growltigga]

Gryphin, as responsible owners of the cantina and gentlemen to boot (well, ok, after a fashion), I feel it would be churlish, unkind and ungentlemanly to use the "forgetto beam" on an FBW so that she does not realise Maqc is a decrepit old codger who smells like a piece of mouldy Parmesan Reggiano or Buffalo Mozzarella.

The poor girl would come round thinking she had been having the time of her life with Brad Pitt, Growltigga or some other hunk, but instead would find herself smelling of germolene and having picked up a horrible rash (as well as Mac's false teeth).

No, I say we cannot do this. It is unkind.

We should use the 'forgetto beam' on Mac so that he forgets who Liz Hurley, or indeed what girls, is/are