I most graciously volunteer as I have always looked foreward to enhancing my scientific research into the wonders of the galaxy and this looks most promising.
Mac who was hiding in the far west cornor of the cantina, looks over at the stapled Mac on the wall, chuckles to himself, pulls out a small black box with red buttons, points it at the strung up mac and pushes the button. The nailed Mac on the wall begins to wiggle and gyrate and then.. poof... the outer anatamy falls away from the poor individual on the wall and presto, the outside mac was only a covering, a falsad, underneathe was the real individual, and revealed to all the members, now stapled to the wall by his un-mentionables was a disguised TIGGA CLONE. The "KAT" stapled a clone of himself to the wall,
A most hidious shreeeekkkk rents the air from the direction of the creamy, sticky covered furry feline, his surrounding FBW also now drop their fake outer disquises and reveal that they are infact not FBW at all but.. Translvainian orks from the outer mountains who's favorite cuisine is RAW TIGGA MEAT.....
, The sticky feline is immediatly picked up by the orks and carried into the inner office slamming the door behind them.... Undescribable noises are heard coming from within... Mac, smiling, puts away his box, and goes into the inner sanctum to contemplate on the whatfors of air fresheners and the tidy bowl diety...
just some ideas Mac