...as we look in on poor Taz's plight, we see that drastic measures are called for.
By motioning with his hands Taz get Barry to climb on the roof of the Cantina. Taz then places extra large prybars and levers in his mouth and, motioning the concerned FBW's to a safe distance, has Barry JUMP down onto the other end of the lever arrangment.
With a loud popping sound heard at least half way around the world, Taz's upper jaw is released from the lower one and Taz's pent up angry yells are released into the open air.
Luckly aimed away from the more densely inhabited parts of the planet, this torrent of profanity and anquish only causes a few minor disaster areas:
The Enchanted Forest is now the Blighted Woods.
The Inner Sea is now the Blistering Desert.
And the Milehigh Mountains has a new sealevel pass.
Taz then calmly walks over to the bar and, with a grand gesture of his hand, peels off the label with his name that he had placed on Dogscoff's tab. An experianced bartender NEVER gives out free drinks on his OWN tab.
GT did say to collect on the bar tabs... Now where is that Dogscoff fellow?
(MMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPHHHH!! = IT'S YOUR OWN TAB!!)
[ September 27, 2002, 06:06: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]