[Growltigga]

In a state of temper (before he was just mildly miffed) at the unwarranted commercialism employed by Ragnaroks, Growltigga rings up his cousin Fritz, his uncle Suleiman and his second cousin (twice removed) Shaka.......

Ragnarok is sprinting over the carpark, his limbs supercharged with fear and the aid of modern pharmaceuticals, he fails to see the squadron of Stukas sweeping down upon him, bombs falling away and a suspicious tiger shaped feldwebel sniggering into his cockpit as the bombs land upon Ragnarok's head. Dazed and confused from the blitz, Ragnarok stumbles toward the lawn next to the carpark, and is even more dazed when a horde of Bedouin horsemen charge toward him, scimitars swinging and yelling warcries and led by a shrouded tigga-esque figure dressed a la Sean Connery in "Lion of the Desert", he scampers off but is soon overtaken and is put subject to the horrible curse of 'may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits', scratching furiously, Ragnarok stumbles off to the grass verge just beyond the carpark and then stops when he hears the sound of assegai beating up on shields... the cry goes up

"U Su Tu"
UUUUUUU
"U Su Tu Ragnarok"
UUUUUU
"U Su Tu ana Americana"
UUUUUUUUU

Ragnarok stands there gibbering as 3,000 zulu warriors charge over the crest of the grass verge and proceed to give him a damn good kicking. The Last thing he sees is a tiger, respendlant in ostrich plumes and rhinoscerous hide shield, raising a large knobkerrie over his head and bringing it down at speed......

After 15 minutes or so, the zulus stride off leaving a battered pile of shredded web designer lying on the floor, Growltigga signals the hunt to a halt and dismounts off Barry, he strides over to the shattered remnants of Ragnarok, touches him lightly on the arm and says 'Gotcha'.

With a signal to his minions, Ragnarok's remains are scooped up into a Walmart pLastic bag and taken back to the cantina, they are placed in the "Quasi Tachyon Disintegration Reversal Polarisation Cannon" and with a press of a button, a naked 'good as new' Ragnarok is standing in the cantina, looking glad to be alive but hellishly embarassed at the sight of 10,000 people laughing at his wedding tackle..

In fact, the FBW's think it is the funniest thing they have seen since Gryphin got drunk and stood on Mac's colostomy bag whilst line dancing

[ September 30, 2002, 17:45: Message edited by: Growltigga ]