[dogscoff]

*Dogscoff goes into the kitchen and comes out with a bottle of Fairy Liquid (that's a UK brand of washing up liquid, foreigners).

He squeezes a small amount of the green fluid onto the floor and waits. After a few seconds, with a miniature, magical puff, an extremely tiny and extremely effeminate man in a ballerina outfit appears above the puddle, fluttering in the air on his little gossamer wings.

The fairy flies up to Raging Deadstar and taps him gently on the head with his wand (not his "wand", his wand.) "Oh you poor thing" simpers the fairy. "You missed out on my favourite decade." There is a twinkling of pixie dust and RD is immediately kitted out in classic mid-80s clothing: Big shoulder pads, spikey hair, tight jeans and a denim jacket with the sleeves rolled up. The fairy disappears.

Horrified, RD tears off the hideous clothing to find that underneath is a 1981 new romantic outfit, complete with big frilly cuffs and make-up. RD pulls this off to find another 80's outfit undeneath, and another, and another...

Finally he sets himself on fire in an attempt to rid himself of the nightmarish wardrobe and runs screaming from the Cantina...