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Old October 3rd, 2002, 08:46 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

ah, your Kung-Fu is strong, ye who realizes that nuts are fruit.

Puke wrestles himself out of the pile of shelled, honey roasted nuts (packing a handfull in his gullet while they're available) and walks over to RD. "FRUIT," shouts Puke, and quickly steps out of the way.

A cascade of middleaged overweight homosexual men, scantily clad in leather, tumble down upon Raging Deadstar. Barry rushes in with a large push broom, and ushers the entire pile out of the Cantina.
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