Ahhh, the force is strong with this one.
*Pack of gay homosexuals who are chasing RD finally surround him*
RD must think quick. he whispers something to the mob, something about puke and being bigger, all the men turn round drooling and chase after puke.
RD sits down, still sore from the whole spandex incident, still confused why he had spandex on
"It's the Last time I'm using the universal laundrette!"