[dogscoff]

I thought I was the ONE in the cantina with a warped and bizarre mind but I am most pleased to see

Heh. Thanks 'Tig. I guess it must have something to do with the hallucinogenic compound in the Tribble wings. The dosage is very low, but I keep having to add more coz the flying monkeys keep stealing it...

Dogscoff, I hereby promote you with immediate effect to senior executive vice president of Tigg-Scoff PLC in charge of everything the Great Kat himself doesn't fancy doing.......

*To celebrate his new promotion, Dogscoff lights up a fat cigar. Predictably, it explodes in his face and the Kangaroo Clown (or is it a Clown Kangaroo?) can be seen sniggering guiltily in the background. Less predictably (but only a little) Dogscoff pulls out a gun and shoots the hippity hoppity bastard in the head.

The rare urge for some not-so-cartoon-violence slaked, Dogscoff can finally enjoy his new status as EVP.