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Old October 9th, 2002, 07:13 PM

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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Tazis giving out free beer, after all the stuff he "quality tests" and the free stuff GT's profit margin is going to be exceptionally low this month.

*An FBW Runs in and holds a huge trout above her head*

"HAVE YOU BEEN ANNOYING, PICKING ON, LUSTING AFTER, OR IN ANY WAY BOTHERING OUR SISTER FBWs... WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT!!!!"

RD replies meekly, almost hiding under his barstool from this recent display of female rage.

"No No No i'm taken honest, i'm a single women man, honestly!! The FBW'S deserve a raise, they really do! They provide a wondeful service! gulp"

The FBW lowers the trout and pats RD on the head before turning round and heading towards mac, RD mutters under his breath

"Woah! is it time of the month or something?" The FBW Hears this Last remakr and swings the trout

KEEERRRTHHUUDDD

RD comes around dazed and confused
"Why have i got a sore head and smell of fish?"