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Old October 11th, 2002, 12:11 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

The swing doors to the cantina kitchen are smashed aside, HALLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO goes the pink clad Growltigga, astride Barry the armour plated fire breathing savage evil nasty and eternally hungry T-Rex, arrayed behind formidable Growltigga are a plethora of vicious looking cartoon characters, hollywood B list celebrities, ravaging packs of tigers, killer mongooses, demented giant squid, lobsters clutching chainsaws and for some reason, a small puffin called roger. Behind them stand the 1st battalion Royal Marines, the cast of Friends, Fraser Crane, Benny Hill, Jimmy Hendrix and the entire play list from the Woodstock festival, all clutching hammers and chanting "you're gonna get your ##### head kicked in", finally, amassed quoirs of cherabim and seraphim are circulating round the roof of the cantina, parping on their little horns and looking like they need a good rumble, Growltigga gives a signal and the FBW's push forward a special Patriot anti-Gryphin missile battery....

the rockets fire, Gryphin is brought to earth and suddenly, with trumpet of his bugle, a strumpet in his saddlebags and a crumpet in his mouth, Growltigga shouts "TAAALLLLLLLYYYYYY HOOOOO" and the chase is on
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