[dogscoff]

*Dogscoff, tinkering with a new breed of giant radioactive penguin (Not quite as dangerous as giant squid but far more amusing) in his battlemoon's lab-ocean, is alerted to the commotion down on the cantina.

"Trouble again."

He orders the battlemoon to rotate toward the planet, pointing his core-mount "random effect transmogrification gun" at the general area of the cantina.

"This should be fun..."

*KER-ZAP!