[Doo]

Oboes are not going to cut it. If you want to have half your army playing them instead of fighting go ahead, one bagpipe is all an army needs and the rest of the lads take the oboes from your mouths and bop them with it.

When I think oboe I think Woody Allen movie. An army of Woody Allens. I don't find that scary. Actually Woody Allen is known for his clarinet, but I still think him and oboes go together.