My good Tesco, I thank you for your generous offer, however, I must disfuse at the current time due to the fact that I am in a Gryphin Bashing rendition due to a dastardly deed procasted by the Infamous Gryphin upon this poor lovable, peaceful, generous old soul. Upon completion, I shall be more then willing to inbib myself of your generous offer and reflect on the wonders of nature forsoothe while relaxing on the patio and enjoying various brewskis.
(stage right) Mac powers up his new advanced Gryphin Bashing Machine extrodinaire, locates the Real Gryphin hovering over the parking lot of the cantina.... He slowly adjusts the sights and pulls the trigger.... splat, poof, squish.... the Gryphin is immediatley undulated in 50 cream pies with a dozen large Fyron Trout thrown in for good measure.... The Gryphin falls to the parking lot concrete and is immediatly set upon by thousands of fruit flys, gnats and yellow jackets who are all trying to obtain the contents covering said Gryphin, ow, ohhh, ouch, yells the Gryphin as he is bitten and stung by the peskiest pests known to man......
just some ideas mac
[ October 12, 2002, 06:11: Message edited by: mac5732 ]