[dogscoff]

Taz, I'm guessing you don't have that kind of money lying around, so you'll have to come up with a way of making a lot of cash very quickly.

I don't know if it would be helpful at all, but I can lend you a slightly used (minor damage) 800ft tall radioactive penguin. His name's Hamish and he's mostly house-trained. I'm sure you could think of some way of turning a profit from him.

*Having previously destroyed the barmat with Pagan Shiela Sixtits' number on, Dogscoff goes back to desperately typing in 44 digit phone numbers.

So far I'm up to 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000012