[Growltigga]

"La dee da, tee hee hee
It's eric the half an EEE
doh ray me, one two three
Eric the half an EEE
I love this little demi-EEE
fast asleep upon my knee
I love him, semi-carnally
Eric the half an EEE"

cue whistling fading and panning left

I will have to introduce you to my pack of killer mongoose, they are all called 'Reginald" except for the one with the two black eyes who is called "Ranjit"...