...As dogscoff was kind enough to lend Taz the services of Hamish, Taz gives Dogscoff his super-duper ACME cellphone. Said phone is capable of calling 100 trillion numbers per Nano-second. With luck, Dogscoff will dial the correct number sometime within the next millenium.
Taz then teaches Hamish to break-dance and begins to take him from town to town to perform...
The wiser towns and cities quickly decide to create a 'Save the Taz' fund. Donations start to really pour into this fund after the first two towns that Hamish performed in are designated radioactive disaster areas...
Taz also decides to police the parking lot of all those abandoned Battle Moons and other vehicles left there too long by thier owners...
Our brave Tasmanian also charges the planet for stopping the invasion of the much feared Viking Kitten Horde. This was done by getting them drunk and pairing them off with Dogscoff's Ninja Shrimp...
 (any resulting offspring will be sold to the highest bidder!)
After totaling the reciepts of all of the above, Taz notes that he is taking in about 50,000 Minerals a month - at this rate It will only be a little over a year til the bar tabs are paid.
