[dogscoff]

*In light of the imminent withdrawal of all tab services, Dogscoff forms the "Cantina Credit Company."

Open an account with us and we will immediately pay for your drinks in cash, effectively allowing you to still have a tab. We will record your expenditure, add a moderate fee and collect your payment at the end of each month. Unpaid accounts at the end of the month are subject to a 45% APR interest charge.

Anyone with an unpaid account at the end of a second month will be invited to discuss their finances with our "credit enforcer of the month", a highly trained financial advisor drawn from a pool (literally) of various radioactive, enlarged, mutated, cybernetically- enhanced, heavily- armed and very aggressive sea-creatures.

*Kerching*