[Growltigga]

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and this is a suitable time to mention to all you lovely folk out there in cantina land about the wonderful 'Growltigga Platinum Debit Card'.

For just a nominal annual fee, yes you you lucky punters can charge your drinks onto your GPDC. This is a quick and no-nonsense way of enjoying the many benefits of the cantina without the necessary expense of carrying all those heavy minerals.

YOu get a free balance transfer for the first 30 seconds, and the monthly interest rate of 2000% is as competitive as any on the market and fear not, you have a wonderful 7 days to pay off your balances in full each week to avoid being hunted down and eviscerated for being the debt ridden insolvent scum that you are..

This week's special offer with every GPDC successfully applied for are a 10 minutes conversation on Byzantine Choral Music with Taz, a large poster showing the Gryphin position, and a quick knee trembler with the FBW of your choice, and all this for only an initial fee of 100,000 minerals

Roll up roll up, ignore those loan sharking squid employing scumbags from down the road, sign up to a GPDC today and make a real man of yourself...

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[ October 18, 2002, 17:15: Message edited by: Growltigga ]