[dogscoff]

*Dogscoff wonders what the hell he's supposed to do with a lifetime's supply of Babycham. He sure as Flock isn't going to drink it. He also wonders whose lifetime he got - he doesn't drink the stuff, so surely there should have been exactly 0 bottles delivered to his battlemoon, instead of the delivery he did get which forced him to drain one of his monster breeding oceans to accomodate it. Dougal, one of the radioactive giant penguins, didn't get out in time and has (oddly) grown a mullet in some kind of wierd physical reaction.

Suddenly, Dogscoff has an idea. As an experimet, he has 40 crates of the stuff brought down from the battlemoon to the mini resource converter machine. 40 crates of nasty girly 80s yuppie piss go in, 1200 minerals come out. He uses the money to buy an extra fine bottle of Vaxin absynthe for 1150 minerals and a copy of Moulin Rouge on DVD with the remaining 50. Crap film, but he wants to see the bit at the beginning with Kylie Minogue as the absynthe fairy again. And again.

He puts the film on and cracks open the bottle, inviting everyone in the cantina to have a hallucinagenic tipple and look for fairies...