[chrispedersen]

Hmmm.. You can put lipstick on a pig - that doesn't make it a date.

Or a socially acceptable date, anyway.

The giants are coming.. the giants are coming. No actually, they are already here. And no attempts to paint them as innocuous will actually render them so.

I've got 24 popsicles camped in my lands. I seem to have killed the shapeshifters.

So, the demons of yomi are looking to buy or trade for earth gems.

And we'd like the location of niefles capitol, please