[Growltigga]

Tigga, pursued by the venemous mongol horde, runs to the kitchen door of the cantina and throws them wide open, arrayed in all their martial glory and standing on the lino in between the fridge and the aga, are the serried ranks of Byzantine military might ready to back-up the Brave Defender of the Faith....

The Mongol Horde shudders to a complete stop as it see the mailed ranks of Trebizond Archers, Armoured Infantry, Mailed Kataphraktoi and Horse Archers and the Battle Standards held by two armour plated FBW's chanting "cometh and haveth a go if thoust thinkst one is hard enough"..

Barry takes off his mongol hat, puts on a byzantine warhelm, pretends that he was the advance guard and proceeds to sit on the giant squid.

The chase reverts to type with the mongol horde being pursued by a yelling happy Growltigga and the armoured legions of the East Roman Empire

HALLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Note: Growltigga hopes that no-one notices that the martial might of the Byzantine Empire actually comprise legions of killer mongoose dressed up in string vests sprayed with silver paint to look like mail, and that the horse on which the raccoon kataphratoi are mounted are actually bicycles with comedy horse costumes draped over them....

[ October 24, 2002, 17:35: Message edited by: Growltigga ]