Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
RD, you must always remember that Growltiggas are dangerous in any terrain or circumstance, and lawyers are just plain expensive.... but then what you are really paying for is MY TIME.. and time is money
Rags, sorry about the crossbow bolts, those genoese mercenarys really are a little trigger happy, actually, some of my lads have a new toy, could you hold this target like sign and go and stand in the carpark, many thanks..
Rags stands in the carpark looking nervously for Barry and fails to spot the dead cow, fired upon a ballistic trajectory from the trebuchet installed by the back door of the cantina, hurtling toward him until it is too late...
SPLAT
Growltigga pulls out his boys book of history and decides that he needs to have a word with Dogscoff about a potential reinactment of the Battle of Manzikert, but this time with the added twist of flamethrowers, sub-machineguns and comedy clown shoes to really make it a giggle
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