[dogscoff]

*Dogscoff is standing by the bar, when he sees a big lever labelled "narrator".

Never saw that before, I wonder what it does...

He pulls the lever. I deep, disembodied voice rolls across the room, and everyone stops to listen, wondering just where it's coming from.

"...and so began the Cantina Wars. The battle lines were drawn, and forces rallied to each side. Brother was pitted against brother, Bill Gates clone against Bill Gates clone, mongoose against mongoose and Taz against a cardboard cut-out of Taz in one of the most brutal, vicious, bloody and downright wierd campaigns ever fought..."