[dogscoff]

Well, that's that then.

*Dogscoff pushes the "narrator" lever back into its original position. The voice concludes:

"...and so ended the Cantina Wars, the least bloody, vicious and brutal war ever fought, despite all that stuff I said earlier. No-one actually got hurt, apart from Ragnarok, who got drunk in the after-party and passed fell into Barry's mouth..."