[dogscoff]

Without warning, a gigantic wibbly blue swirly thing appears in the middle of the cantina and a towering Vegetable God steps out. He is 40 feet tall with bean-sprouts growing out of his ears, a death-ray stare and breath that attracts flies.

"You would think," says the Deity, "That dropping a huge pile of onions on a person's head every time they say the word 'onion' would be sufficient deterrent." He scans the Cantina until his eyes rest upon Fyron, who by now is looking rather nervous, "But some people just won't take the hint..."

Fyron runs from the Cantina, his undead powers useless against the wrath of an angered god. The Leafy One gives chase, and an army of heavily armed peppers, corn-cobs, pumpkins etc stream out of the portal to aid in the pursuit.

Everyone rushes to the bar for a fresh drink and some popcorn, then rushes to the window to watch the chase as Fyron zigzags away from the Cantina, hollering and jumping in the air at the vegetable god's death ray bLasts...