[Growltigga]

"Ding dong the witch is dead
The wicked witch, the silly old witch
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead"

Growltigga is seen striding across the cantina dancefloor, absolutely seven sheets to the wind, his eyes looking like a Japanese flag and his breath smelling like the outflow of a distillery, and clutching a bottle of his favourite "Bluey Wallaboo's Sydney Old Regurgitator"...

"Damn" says the Tigga, "I am so drunk I need to hold onto the floor, and as for that new FBW, she is as amorous as a kangaroo shagging a space hopper"....

"Skippy, Skippy, Skippy
The Bush Kangaroo
Skippy Skippy
Dah dee dee dah dee dah"

In that sad way of drunkards everywhere, Growltigga decided to "square the hypoteneuse" and leans his head against one of the cantina walls, and proceeds to pee on the floor

"I'm in the bodyguard of Julius Caesar
He's got a todger like a lemon squeezer
Gladiator bold and furious
All dressed up in a garb so curious
The favouorite game of a roman rogue is
Three pink gins and then off with his toga
My name's Marcus, randy old Marcus
I'm in the bodyguard of Rome
Oy"

Growltigga takes another swig from his bottle, spins round twice and ends up propped on Dogscoff saying "I really love you, you're my best mate you are, you are my best friend"

"Blurrrrrgggggghhhhhhh"