[dogscoff]

*Dogscoff steps over 'Tigga's vomit-pool and buys Quikngruvn a pint as promised. He briefly considers pulling some evil prank on the kat (I wtill suspect 'Tig of being involved in what happened to me when I passsed out in the Birthday Party thread) but decides against it - hell, it's Friday, getting drunk is what Fridays do best!

Dogscoff pops the cork on a bottle of best phong poteen and tells Taz to line up some shooter glasses along the bar. A line forms along the bar, one person per glass, and Dogscoff runs the inverted bottle along the bar, filling each glass to the top.

OK everybody, down in one. After 3...