[dogscoff]

Hmm what artillery to we have to stop fyron

Is there a Mrs Fyron? That should do the trick. Then again, I'm more of the opinion that the Cantina should be a haven from those who don't understand the joys of The Game.

*Dogscoff alters the anti-clone Graviton Hellbore to detect and eliminate spouses. People soon start to point out that although they like having the Cantina as a refuge, they don't necessarily want their other halves compacted into hyper-dense goop. By way of compromise, Dogscoff grudgingly removes the graviton hellbore and replaces it with a wormhole beam. Any spouse attempting to enter the Cantina will be automatically transported to a random location in the shopping district.