[geoschmo]

Originally posted by Growltigga:
Geo, I think you are wrong. What about all those pale young ladies wearing lots of make-up and black silk neggle-giggles you always see in the vampire flicks.. I am sure there are a couple of happy relations going on with that lot

THOSE are the evil minions Gt. There's no rule that say's Vampires can't have hot chicks for minions. Not all minions are ungly hunch-backed dudes afterall. They (Vampires) just don't settle down and marry one. I mean, if you have dozens of hot looking babe minions at your beck and call would you get married? No way. Guys that get married are the ugly guys like Frankenstein that can't get a hot chick/prospective minion to look twice at him. Then you got your really disgusting guys like wolf-man and swamp-thing that can't even get a wife. They got a stalk their women and snatch them when noone is looking. But not Vampires. The women fight over the vampires.