[Growltigga]

The inspectors walk over to the kitchen.... "my god" one of them cries, "we have a code 3 offence here"...

Growltigga is sobbing into his hands, Dogscoff is looking worried and Gryphin is looking constipated.....

"Dont you know that keeping fanatical killer mongoose staffed comical mediaval armies in the kitchen is seriously illegal" says one of the inspectors, "that is an automatic minus 50,000 points"

"and what are we going to see when we look into that large fridge?"

"and what is large bowel of dogpoo on the cooker marked "Mac's special chilli?"

"and why is there the remains of a 400 foot long genetically modified giant squid in that fish cooker?"

"and why are the cupBoards infested by assorted woodland creatures dressed in fake chainmail?"

Growltigga frantically waves to one of the FBW's and tells her to put some clothes on, clean up the, ahem, office and to get the pygmies out of the lavatory FAST