[Growltigga]

Hmmmm... says Growltigga, screwing up his eyes and forcing a particularily large bit of anxiety out, bribery could be good given that the fines are going to financial demolish Tigg-Scoff PLC, detonation of the exploding lobsters may just result in more fines (but could possibly wipe out the evidence).. we have tried extreme violence, do you think, excuse me, plop plop, it could be worth persuading the FBW's to try and catch the inspectors in compromising positions??