[Growltigga]

Allowing elderly patrons smelling of urine and colostomy bags into the cantina -1000 points

Repeated unlicenced uses of them-a-matic machines -1000 points

Serving carbonated urine extracted from alcoholics to north american patrons -2000 points

Hey, good news guys, we have gained a 1000 points for the hygienic state of the FBW's quarters, gawd bless 'em

The inspectors continue prowling round the cantina, so far, the kitchen is taking up a lot of their time and they havn't even gone into the toilets yet....

Growltigga runs into the loos with the Cif mousse in order to clean up the results of his latest anxiety attack........

Coming out of the new pine fresh and lemon scented loos, Growltigga summons the regulars into a huddle....

Listen guys, unless someone has a phenominally clever brainwave to get us out of this mess, the cantina is going to get closed down by the HSE rapido.... what do we do? open up a new cantina elsewhere and try and improve our hygiene standards? what do we do?