[dogscoff]

Impressed by Ruatha's heroic attempt to eat his way out of the o***n pile and the messianic status he has achieved on a certain other thread, the vegetable god decides that Ruatha should be a demi-god and grants him immense powers over celery and certain varieties of rhubarb.

Several salads jump off of peoples' plates and begin worshipping Ruatha appropriately.

The Health & Safety inspectors notice this and take yet more notes...