[Kamog]

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
How do you get all that on a LOINCLOTH?

Well, some of us need BIG loincloths, so these words will fit easily. And if you only wear a small loincloth, we'll just print the words using smaller font. However, people will have to look closely to read it.

Or maybe we can have the words projected as a hologram from the front of the loincloth, so that when you walk around, you have glowing 3-D text flashing in front of you. That way, we can have large text regardless of the size of the loincloth. (We'll embed a mini holo-emitter into the fabric.)